a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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