I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize