i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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