Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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