He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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