So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
