He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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