the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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