Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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