I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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