ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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