What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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