Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
