Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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