I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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