worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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