she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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