i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
