Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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