my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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