Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
This girl is more easily done than said...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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