All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
