i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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