Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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