So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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