I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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