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Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
