Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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