They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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