Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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