we're making bets on your personal life
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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