when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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