ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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