walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just forgot I was standing up.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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