As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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