Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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