Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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