She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I can't turn off my feet"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
