So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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