Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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