i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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