tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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