What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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