new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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