i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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