On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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