i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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