No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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