Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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