id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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