i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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