But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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