I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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